My Friend from Great Britain, Alan Barker, too time out from watching the royal wedding to send three more Will and Jay stories. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
A fishy tail
"It's great to see you two guys enjoy fishing so much, seeing it's your first time and getting so excited when your rods quiver," chuckled Paolo to his two friends Will and Jay, "being out of the city and chilling by the lake will do you the world of good, but I'm a little worried about you Will."
"It was awesome when I landed my first real catch," said Jay, "but Will here is a guy who never gives up even though he's only landed some muddy swim shorts, several condoms and an old boot!"
Kitchen sink drama
"Uncle Stefano's restaurant always gets busy at weekends," said Carlo, Paolo's husband, "Paolo will be along in a minute to show you around our kitchen, but first you must eat and drink, so pick what you like from the menu and enjoy."
"It's all very well you overflowing with 'Molto grazie's ' to him," said Will to his partner Jay, "you do realise that when he said that the kitchen desperately needed two new dishwashers, he was referring to us, so eat up, it's going to be a long, long night mate."
"Tom, Will told me you're an awesome pole dancer, but how do you feel performing in front of large crowds and begging for money," pointed out Jay, "and you wear only a flower here and a few leaves there?"
"Well, there are at least ten of us Jay so as we've got just the right blossoms to cover your embarrassment," encouraged Tom, " why don't you come and join in with the lads at dawn on May 1st and enjoy dancing around the Maypole on the village green for charity.